Friday 20 April 2012

Men are horny bastards

Note: This is a continuation of Men are bastards

Yup, as I had wrote, men are bastards. All of them are like that. No exception. They will cheat on women if given half the chance. They are weak creatures who are susceptible to the flimsiest of temptations.

So, girls, keep them on tight leash, ok? It's our duty to prevent them from making a fool of themselves such as letting themselves be video taped and seen by the whole world of having disgusting things such as a crooked penis.

I know it is not easy, but do try your best, ok?  

Well, by now, everyone probably know already about the allegations of moral impropriety and related corruption against Minister Shafie Apdal.


Ambiga and her upholding rule of law Bar Council buddies most likely had told their Pakatan friends that it should be innocent until proven guilty....hehehe....ok ok just kidding, of course no such thing.

This is after all too juicy. An Umno vice-president allegedly caught being naughty with a Bollywood looking starlet. Got over RM1 million from don't know where also in the center of it all. The allegations indicated that he paid her RM100k per go. Very expensive squeez liao.

But really la, the guy have not even been charged in court yet. Maybe he had even married the girl. We don't know that, don't we. Like other guys who are chicken shit of their wife, he may had kept it secret. No video also. Just a police report by a driver. You know lah these days, people lodge police report la, make SD la, then fly off to India or London.

Of course, all that are irrelevant. This is politics where winning people's perceptions is all that matter. Facts doesn't really matter.

In this game, I have to give it to the Pakatan people - they are simply the best. BN people are no match against them, not even by a long shot. They can convince people that they are angels despite clear evidence which shows otherwise.

Nope, that's not him, that's someone who looks like him. Confirm must be Umno's doing - Only Pakatan people can pull this off. Respect lah.

Chase the non-Chinese speaking teachers out of our schools. They are BN's agents send to destroy the identity of our schools....errr, what? We are racists? Where got one? We are Malaysian first la. We love the Malays, especially Pas people. What? Pas people are Muslim first? Don't worry, that one can adjust la.

Pakatan people are good, are not them?

Back to Shafie, I  think the guy is as good as fried. Guilty or not, he is already judged based on perception. He is an Umno guy, and not a Pakatan guy. Pakatan guys got video or DNA still ok one. They are that good.

The mould had been set that way. People don't care about the truth. They want to be entertained.

They want to believe in juicy stories. But the juice must be of the right dosage. Having fun with a cute foreign prostitute not juicy enough. Having fun with handsome coffe boy too disgusting pulak, But having affair with  an artis is just nice, don't you think? Lots of money allegedly involved some more.  That's why Harian Metro is the best selling newspaper in the country. They know how to get the right dosage of sleeze in the stories. If ever BN want to catch up with Pakatan in this department, I propose they get help from Harian Metro people.

At the end of the day, they are all the same. Pakatan men or BN men, they are all the same. Given the chance they will take advantage of the situation. They are all cheats at heart. It's a matter of whether we believe in their guilt or otherwise. It's our perception which will decide their fate. Not facts. As far as facts are concerned, men are all horny bastards. Political affiliation doesn't make any difference.

The only difference is that we are fimiliar with the modus operandi of one gang. So, easier to catch them. The other one we don't know yet, but inidications seems to suggest that they are even worse. At least that's how I see it.
  

20 comments:

  1. Glad to know you are well after taking the doctor's medication and AFTER that romantic fling. I still think you are still giddy because what you wrote have no proof at all. ALL HOT AIR.

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    1. I said what there are no evidence. No video tape even. Don't know yet if Shafie's crooked or not. The Pakatan one's I know la crooked.

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    2. Yes, 'The Pakatan one's I know la crooked.' How did you know Pakatan one is crooked? If you know, put police report because you must have some evidence. Even with Datuk Trios' very famous evidence (Chapter 1 or 2 or 3) police did not take any action against the actor or the cameraman or the shower. Our PDRM are world class. No action means no evidence. (At least against the actor.)

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    3. Pakatan's one got video la. It's whether we want to believe or not only. Don't blame the police. Having crooked penis is not an offence...I think. Maybe we can pass a law against having crooked penis after Pakatan takes over. We can then throw away the guy with crooked penis and have Guan Eng as PM. Want or not?

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    4. You see, you can't take the driver to court for making a false report cos you are afraid he's got all the evidence in his pocket.......so that makes the report authentic and of substance. What evidence do we need ?

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    5. What evidence do we need? That one you go ask Ambiga and her clever Bar Council buddies. I tell you, you wouldn't believe one.

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    6. Of course it's quite difficult to get evidence or is it? Maybe the evidence is out there, just waiting for the right moment to appear.

      Not impossible what... judging by Malaysian's political drama.

      Wonder why Mr.Penis n Ms Vagina has not come out with any statement....hmmm?

      Hey Big Cat what does your sources tells you?

      Ms Vagina had been to my house IN JB b4 abt 10 or so years ago. She had acted in one movie SENARIO.

      Oh yes she's one HOT MAMA then (b4 renovation). But 100K per visit....?????????

      Big Cat darling....not all men are HORNY BASTARD!!!
      I'm maybe horny sometimes...but certainly not bastard..meooooooowww. LOL

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    7. The report is as good as another statutory declaration from an Anwarina.

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  2. Polticians whether from ruling party or opposition always want to seek attention and praise due to high EGO and LUSTS . Politicians and artists are in the same category, good actors and all, but probably, they politicians are a bit smarter.

    Don't get me wrong, politicians have done a lot for the rakyat too. But these are the weaknesses that you guys have to control and rectify.

    Tanya diri sendiri, " Adakah aku ikhlas or just nak layan nafsu atau ego?" Wahai politikus sekelian, buatlah segala2nya kerana Allah. Insyaallah hidup anda akan lebih berkat dan selamat dunia akhirat.

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  3. Add this to the list of things that will topple BN. It's not even true love, this guy just couldn't keep his thingy in his pants, and had to keep paying the mamak woman. Just like the BN who had to pay RM 300k to keep woman working in a bar from suing him because he pinched her backside.

    It's not the horniness - it's where they got these riches to pay people off.

    Godfather

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    1. Lim Guan Eng is rich, so is his father, so is Karpal Singh and surprise, surprise, so is Anwar Ibrahim!
      Guess they all cannot keep their thingy in their pants.

      Big Cat, you are right, these PR people really know how to whitewash their bosses!

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  4. Sigh... other Teams in Umno have already moved to kill off Shafie Apdal. Cantas-mencantas in action. Don't they know there's an election coming?!

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  5. Sudah lah BigCat Kalau tidak pasal us Sarawakian dan Sabahans you UMNO lot will have been eaten alive by Anwar...

    Coming elections we will teach you a lesson and let him eat you all up..

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  6. Skandal takpa asal xde video

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  7. Bigcat,

    You may have bad experience with men, but be careful of what you write. When you say all men, no exception, let me tell you who are the men you have accused. All the prophet a.s. from Adam to prophet Muhammad s.a.w. are men. So are you saying that they are all *******? So be careful of what you write.

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    1. You sounds like a smart guy. I think you know what I meant in this posting. So, take it easy, ok?

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    2. Well, you are the one who suppose to take it easy. I am just a bystander who neither benefit nor loosing anything from what you wrote. But I am just reminding each other for sometimes we go overboard in our writings.

      Some people go to jail because they take their writing easy. So be careful of what you write.

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  8. AGAIN NO ONE IS POINTING AT THE WOMAN!!! She has no moral center, going out with shafie knowing full well it will affect his first marriage.. ..let's start a debate, why do women who are single go after married men????

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    1. I think Anonymous 03.52 have a point there.

      If man are bad (some call bastard) since most have the opinion that they cheated the most compared to woman (Woman also cheated, that is a fact), then what about woman who are after married man.

      In western world they call them s%%t. In Malaysia not sure...

      I think they are good people and bad people, nothing to do with gender. There are good man and woman and there are bad woman and man.

      Even cats also, there are good cat and the bad one. I feed my cat well and still its steal my chicken and fish at my kitchen. I miss my old cat, but I still love the new one.

      Orang JB

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  9. Women/cats can be weak, too. Not necessarily they r bad/evil. Not fair to judge/label "good/bad".

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