Wednesday, 10 October 2012

Girls, avoid boys with Anwarness , ok?

I spend the past half an hour trying to start this post.

Opened up that changgih laptop my friend gave me and was ready to write something really significant....and you know what happened?

Nothing happened.

The bloody thing tried to load this blog page but never got there. I tried it over and over and over and over and over and over and over.... but it just refused to load the page....

I almost smash it to the wall.


Fortunately, I managed to suppressed my anger and instead calmly closed it down and put it aside, took out this useless old netbook and start to write this nonsense.

Honestly, at this moment, I can't remember what I had wanted to write. Too pissed off just now.

I know it's bloody stupid to get angry with a useless machine, but that laptop was a relatively expensive piece which I know I would not possess if my friend had not generously bought it for me. It shouldn't be so stupidly useless.

It's like marrying a handsome masculine man only to find him....eerrrr....not functioning (if you know what I mean....), or marrying someone like.... Anwar Ibrahim (if you know what I mean.....)...:-)

Well, actually if you marry someone like Anwar Ibrahim, it's your own fault, ok? You know he is one of those MCOBA guys and you still marry him, for what? Definitely your fault, no two ways about it.

Sorry ya Kak Wan. It is really your fault. I know, when they first set up TKC, it was to groom wives for MCKK boys. But that was crap, ok? The fact that you, an ex-TKCian got conned by Anwar, and really married him was really....eeerrr.... unfortunate. But guess it was your jodoh already. Still.....unfortunate lah.

And for that matter, dear ladies,
Try to advice your daughters not to marry not only MCKK boys, but also guys of other all-boys elite boarding schools. Really la, its for their own good.

Ok la....STAR, Ipoh boys are probably ok. But I heard the Starians tend to be a bit too soft and nice. Boring bunch la like that.

SDAR, Seremban boys on the other hand tend to be more....eeerrrr.....unique. But most of them also tend to be a bit too morbid. Oh, I also used to hear stories about Anwarness among the boys there.....well, probably just slanders spread by MCKK boys to cover their own Anwarness by deflecting attention to those SDARians. Poor Sdarians.....hahahahahaha (evil laughter)

RMC boys? Back then I found them to be such stiffs....

Eh, enough lah. Later they all come down here and jump on top of my head...susah pulak. I got enough problem with DAP cybertroopers infestation in this blog. Don't want to have old boys infestation pulak.

Chill, ok? Just kidding around ya boys :-) But really la, boy kissing boy is really gross, ok? Let's not even mention the rest.....

17 comments:

  1. Khalwat dgn laki Cina tu ok ke ?

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    1. Tanya Hasan Ali atau Nasharuddin Mat Isa lah....mungkin ok kalau di buat oleh penyokong UMNO.

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    2. Atau tanya kat Mat Sabu....

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  2. ha ha ha ... anwar sewel !

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  3. BigCat: I want to take your mattress for DNA analysis ! Mesti ade DNA sample from the Chinaman, no ?

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  4. Anwar is da Mannnn10 October 2012 at 11:04

    Boy kissing boy is no more gross than girl kissing girl in TKC. It was fun. Still is.

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    1. Eyeeww...at least we don't have moustache, ok?

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  5. Girls, please avoid using Big Cat as an example. She is dating a DAPster and a kafir.

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    1. Not only dating, maybe also "masuk" melayu." Masuk..Masuk.

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    2. pasti dah masuk melayu lah....that's why Big Cat is grinning from ear to ear....

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    3. nah i doubt the "chinaman" will "masuk melayu".

      from her previous posts she portrays him as being a super kiasu,self centered,arrogant,and also loves beers and porks.do u really think he will drop all that just to marry her?

      nah..i suspect she's the one that will cave in.convert to christian or atheis or whatever.thats why she's obsessed on moving to taiwan.no one cares about murtad over there, eh?

      then again, i could be totally wrong.his chinaman may will be an avid worshiper of live deity nik aziz.

      and also maybe she's just totally bluffing all the way..

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  6. "....Opened up that changgih laptop my friend gave me...."

    Hey BC, is your friend the Chinaman or UMNO ? Must lah give a dumb-ass blogger a new laptop to spew the usual stuff......

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  7. No need to apologize to that kak lah. She's frigid but ambitious nonetheless. Lelaki yg baik utk ppoan yg baik :)

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  8. MRSM boys and girls are a balanced lot :))

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  9. Girls, please avoid DUMNO-ness, OK ? Be smart, kick out those crooks.

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  10. Big Cat, you are a Muslim and your boyfriend is a Chinese Non Muslim. Why are you so insistent in making him a Muslim. What about you masuk his agama or if cannot go to Taiwan and each live according to your own religion. Isn't it arrogance for praying hoping that he will convert. Agama dia agama dia. Respect lah.

    I really pray that dia tidak akan menukar agama dia and hope no marriage takes place between you and your Chinamen.

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  11. STARIAN = gentlemen..... nuff said!

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