As it turned out late this afternoon, the ashtray saga suddenly went flying out of control.
Among those yang tak pasal-pasal kena hit by it was MCA president Dr Chua Soi Lek. The fella was quietly minding his own business when Guan Eng, who was probably cornered to relieve the pressure from his wife in Malacca came out with a statement that he is not the same as Dr Chua who was caught in that infamous sex video scandal.
Ok la Guan Eng, I know you have to act like a real husband now after letting your wife taking the flak from your Lovely Rainbow troubles for the past two days at the Malacca Assembly.. But why la you need to drag in Dr Chua like that. The man had bravely faced the storm when he was caught, resigned and to prove a point contested again and actually won. There is no need to attack him like that because Dr Chua had not said anything colorful like a rainbow ever since the whole thing blew up. You want to deny you had an affair with Lovely Rainbow, you just deny la. You go and kacau Dr Chua for what? This Sunday you all going to debate, right? So why need to hype it up like this. It's not a boxing match that you need to taunt your opponent before the fight, ok?
Anyway, even if it's true that you do have some feelings about Lovely Rainbow, I think that's ok. She is quite cun. I really don't blame you. Honest. It's just prove that you are just like any other men.
See, the two of you actually look matching together. Very nice. No joke, ok? Like what the Malays say, "Like Penang cut in half....something like that lar. Of course, as long as Penang CM not cut in half because of this nonsense, should be ok what.
The truth is Guan Eng, I do want to believe you when you said you did not have an affair with Lovely Rainbow. How to have affair la with Betty being so garang like that. Really, I don't bluff one. It's a fact that Chinese ladies are mostly very garang at around Betty's age now. That's why Chinese men seems to be less itchy then, lets say Malay men. It's not that they are less itchy than Malay men, just that they have more garang wives. For comparison, just look at your friend Anwar la, with a docile wife like Wan Azizah, see? Everything he bantai one. He doesn't care one.
Whatever it is, I think you shouldn't bluff la, even though you did not actually have hot steamy affair with Lovely Rainbow, I think you have to admit that you did feel something for her. If not, where all these flying ashtray story came about? Trees wouldn't shake one if there is no wind....true or not? But really la Guan Eng, at least Lovely Rainbow is really lovely. No need to be ashamed and lash out all around hitting innocent bystanders like that. Just be cool, ok? It's not like you are rumored to like ugly women....or handsome boys. All these will actually enhance your profile as not only a handsome CM but also a macho one too in the eyes of especially the ladies. Ladies are actually suckers for no good scoundrel men, ok? Really, I know la.
Ok Guan Eng, since I am now using my nephew's computer which can put music video, I put this one so that you don't miss Lovely Rainbow too much. Ya la, in case you do miss her. If you don't, then just enjoy saja la, ok? I know, I know flower not one only....
What started as a probable joke by BN's Duyong rep Gan Tian Loo at the Malacca Assembly has apparently spiralled into a conspiracy theory.
Yesterday, the five DAP assemblymen staged a walk out in protest over the presence of reporters covering the sesssion, claiming that they were part of the conspiracy to highlight the Guan Eng-Pretty Betty Chewy flying ashtray (or was it a file?) saga.
Heard the ashtray looked like this la -
Quite cute eh...pink lagi.
Anyway, I guess once DAP takes over Malacca, reporters not deemed friendly to DAP are going to kena banned like in Guan Eng's Penang. Hmmmm...so much for freedom of the Press.
Btw, how la the whole thing were planned by the assembly speaker, Gan and the reporters. Really crazy theory la that one. Speaker Datuk Othman Muhammad took the pain to explain that he didn't even know that Gan was to raise the issue of Guan Eng's ashtray magnet Lovely Rainbow.
"Maybe the DAP assemblymen did not want to be pressed further on the issue and that would have been the reason for them to walk out," Othman was quoted as saying in a report.
The walkout also means that the assembly would not be hearing the state government's explaination on the Pulau Melaka project as demanded by DAP rep Lim Jak Wong of Bachang.
Anyway, for those not familiar with the flying ashtray saga, please read my previous immediate posting. Sorry ya, cant link la, because this useless netbook I'm using doesn't have that capability.
I'm actually looking forward for more juicy details of this quite fun saga.
However, today I just heard that the DAP reps had they themselves banned from assembly sitting for six months for causing disruptions to proceedings. That's rather unfortunate as I will miss the comedy which definitely continue if they are around. Cutting steam only leh...