Friday, 14 September 2012

Colonised by wankers

One of the things which I considered as fortunate about our colonial past was that, of all the Western powers that went about taking over other people's countries, we ended up with the English.

The English, though of the same colonial bastards gang that they are, were in my opinion much better than the French, Spaniards, Dutch, Germans, Belgians, Italians etc.

They were comparatively less harsh than the others - for instance, most of the Malay states were technically independents. They were merely protectorates. Johor which was the last to receive English advisers to its State government was technically never a colonised entity.

That was until they tried to impose on us the Malayan Union which would had put us directly under their control. Even when Umno peacefully protested against that, they were decent enough to consider it without trying to force the whole thing down upon us. The English did not just came, seized the land and killed everybody like what the Spaniards did in the Americas where they wiped out all those ancient civilisations of Mayan, Aztech, etc.

When they left, the English left behind a good working administrative system. The education system was also among the best for a colonised country at that time. The economy was on a relatively good footing to take off.

They also did not go too abruptly and left us in a state of anarchy. Many Brits fought and died along with our soldiers against the communist insurgents.

We may had some quarrels with the English after Merdeka but our relations are still special to these days. Many Malaysians still regard Britain as some sorts of a big sister country. London is probably still the destination of choice for Malaysians travelling to Europe. I have to admit that some of my best travelling was done in UK.

Well, nonetheless, my thinking about the English colonial masters is about the same as this Scotsman, thus the title of this post :-)

Anyway, why this so anglophile dribbles by me at this wee hours of the morning?

Hmmmm...actually it's because Kate and Billy are here :-)

Here's one of the stories on them in Malaysia by BBC

Duchess of Cambridge gives first speech abroad

The Duchess of Cambridge: "It is so exciting to learn about the country's very first paediatric palliative care programme"

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The Duchess of Cambridge has given her first official speech abroad, while visiting a hospice in Malaysia.
She described the support provided for terminally ill children, by the centre in Kuala Lumpur, as "life-changing".
The duchess and her husband travelled to Malaysia from Singapore, where they had begun their nine-day tour of the Far East to mark the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
She said the couple were "hugely excited" to be in Malaysia.
They were given a guided tour of the hospice, meeting staff and patients.
The duchess sat with 15-year-old leukaemia sufferer Zakwan Anuar, who had postponed a blood transfusion in order to meet the royal.
Asking him about his treatment, she said: "You must be very, very brave. Are you in pain? You're a brave boy. Thank you so much for coming to see me."
Zakwan told the duchess that she was "very pretty", to which she replied: ""Thank you. You're very handsome."
Afterwards, the boy's mother, Norizan Sulong, said: "Zakwan is normally very sleepy and in pain, crying, almost giving up hope, but today - my God - it was as if the leukaemia had gone."
She added: "God bless her. I cannot repay that kindness."
'Special place'
In her speech, the duchess said she had learned the importance of the care provided by such centres through her role as patron of East Anglia's Children's Hospices.
"Providing children and their families with a place of support, care and enhancement at a time of great need is simply life changing," she said.
The Duchess of Cambridge meets  leukaemia patient Zakwan AnuarThe duchess offered birthday wishes to Zakwan Anuar, who had turned 15 two days earlier
"With effective palliative care lives can be transformed. Treatment, support, care and advice can provide a lifeline to families at a time of great need.
"This is a very special place and so much has already been achieved".
Institutions dedicated to providing palliative treatment for those with terminal illnesses are rare in Malaysia and across the Far East.
Doctor Ednin Hamzah, the chief executive of Hospis Malaysia, said the presence of the duchess and the duke at the hospice would send a message across the region about the importance of such facilities.
'Warmth and connection'
He said: "I think the duchess could become the champion for the hospice movement worldwide if she wants to take on that mantle.
"She is very natural with the patients, you can see a warmth and connection there".
The royal couple arrived in the country on a scheduled Malaysian Airlines flight, before meeting Prime Minister Najib Razak at his official residence.
Their last engagement in Singapore was to visit a memorial for Commonwealth casualties from World War II, where they laid a wreath on behalf of the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh.
The couple are scheduled to visit a Malaysian tropical jungle, on Borneo island, before heading to the Solomon Islands on Saturday. They will finish their tour in Tuvalu.


  1. Off topic, sorry ma'am. Why are you putting the picture of Cliona on your blog? Any story behind it? :)

    1. you are very sharp my dear :-) I'm impressed. There's no real story behind it, actually. I'm just giving space for splendid art works such as that very nice self-portrait of the young lady.

    2. BigCat's probably trying to tell us she's a lonely girl in a big big world. Yeah we all feel that way sometimes. Even in a crowd, we feel alone. At least she has her Chinaman. We're all inter-connected, they say, and one person's actions can affect others. So, vote wisely :)

  2. there is this country in Africa, somewhere between Congo and Mali where there are so many royals, some highly educated, some just enough education, some always tuang when they were in is hereditary but some are quite dubiuos historically why they were chosen.Now they say they are the smartest!!and decides almost anything and nobody dares to say no or say anything against .All just nodded,similar to the Malay words they are pak sanggup and pak pachak Amongst them they always one up man ship with one another showing and flaunting their wealth and their personal jets, flying one place to another. Luckily the citizens are all nice and hormat always.The main opposition party wants to declare that country a doing away with this class of people. Plse guess where is this African country??

  3. You are right big pussy cat..the British was a nation of wankers. Why was the British not as murderous as the Spanish or Dutch? Only in Malaya. Ahaa let me enlighten you. The murderous Spanish was Catholics believers. That is why they killed all the natives and enslaves the people all over the world. To this day the Phillipines people who are actually Malays think they are Spanish/Italians romans and fight with their brother Moros who are arabic inclined. Sad how middle eastern belief can cause brothers to fight each other in their proxy war.

    The Catholics Dutch was equally murderous and thus the fate of our Malay brothers in Indonesia had to fight a war of independence from Holland. As late as 1940 the KNP a Catholic Party was against the Indonesian independence.

    The British were however Protestants who broke away from the Vatican Catholics and realised that their religion is after all make belief. Nothing happens to the British when they stopped being Catholics and thus secularism flourished.

    Catholics Monarchy were heavily ran by the Church through fear and mysticsm of the unknown or popularly known as fire and brimstone.

    Catholics belief was built upon the slavery of non Catholics who they can kill at whim as you mentioned.

    You however fail to note that Malay civilisation, Chinese and Indians were more advance than the Mayan or Aztec. All agreements were written and signed which you can buy and read. It is quite interesting to know the mentality of the people of that period.

    So it was not unlike the Red Indians who the British Protestants killed by the millions to take their land and make into todays USA. Christians are Christians...

    And Maharajalela or Mat Kilau frightened the British. At that time there was no carpet bombing of the forest if not the British would have tried that too. So its not a question of being kind or gentle, the British were cruel in India and of course they had fought crusades with the Arabs.

    The British had not actually left Malaya. Before they left they put in clauses that their plantations should not be nationalised etc..

    Our small population and smart Malays prevented the exploitation of mineral wealth. Note the success of colonialism depended on slave labour and where there are big populations like India, Indonesia or Phillipines. Malaya was mostly jungle and the Malays refuse to work in plantations.

    So dont kid yourself, just because you saw Prince Harry naked bum, yes they are wankers but they are evil if you let them as the Red Indians or Aborigines can tell you stories...